{"id":14543,"date":"2019-05-22T10:23:09","date_gmt":"2019-05-22T15:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/?p=14543"},"modified":"2019-05-29T22:50:27","modified_gmt":"2019-05-30T03:50:27","slug":"scott-walker-hawaii-cruise-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/scott-walker-hawaii-cruise-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"Take a Hawaiian vacation cruise with… Scott Walker?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you like wasting a lot \u2014 like, a lot<\/em> \u2014 of money?<\/p>\n

Scott Walker is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to join him on a cruise<\/a> around the Hawaiian islands next Jan. 29-Feb. 9. (And his family; Tonette isn\u2019t about to get left at home.) Such trips are apparently a big thing now<\/a> in the GOP\u2019s endless search for more money, and Wisconsin\u2019s former governor is looking to cash in.<\/p>\n

The cheapest booking is \u201conly $5,499,\u201d plus taxes and fees. That\u2019s an absolute steal if your idea of fun is spending 12 days and 11 nights trapped on a boat with Gov. Ham Sandwich<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But there\u2019s so much more than the boat! There\u2019s fun activities like a luau, and a visit to Pearl Harbor and the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific (for the troops). Attendees will also watch the Packers win the Super Bowl on Feb. 2; that one\u2019s not listed on the itinerary because it goes without saying.<\/p>\n

And my personal favorite: karaoke night! From the event\u2019s description: \u201cTonette and I met for the first time on karaoke night at Saz\u2019s (in Milwaukee) and we love it!\u201d<\/p>\n

The thought of seeing Scotty\u2019s dopey visage fumbling through some pop song brings me immense joy. What\u2019s his go-to song? My money is on \u201cFriends in Low Places,\u201d\u00a0but then again Garth Brooks is actually kinda liberal so maybe not. Regardless, I\u2019m going to go ahead and guess it ain\u2019t Dropkick Murphys<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This is Walker\u2019s second attempt at putting on a cruise. (Is that the proper term?). Back in 2017, while still in office, he and his wife planned an \u201cinspirational\u201d Christian cruise<\/a> to Alaska. It was canceled two weeks later<\/a> due to \u201cscheduling issues,\u201d but he has a lot more free time now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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