{"id":18263,"date":"2020-02-02T14:06:42","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T20:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/?p=18263"},"modified":"2020-02-12T13:31:27","modified_gmt":"2020-02-12T19:31:27","slug":"jj-watt-snl-sketches-2020-ranked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/jj-watt-snl-sketches-2020-ranked\/","title":{"rendered":"J.J. Watt&#8217;s <em>Saturday Night Live<\/em> sketches, ranked worst to best"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Live from New York, it was J.J. Watt!<\/p>\n<p>The former Wisconsin Badger and current Houston Texan made his <em>Saturday Night Live <\/em>hosting debut on Feb. 1, and he was\u2026 not bad! And that\u2019s high praise for an athlete, a profession whose appearances on the long-running show have ranged from \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/jj-watt-snl-host-february-2020\/\">surprisingly great to offensively awful<\/a>.\u201d But Watt has always been comfortable in front of a camera, so this shouldn\u2019t really surprise anyone.<\/p>\n<p>Watching <em>SNL <\/em>these days can be a chore. In recent years, the comedy institution has devolved into a never-ending stream of celebrity cameos and unfunny neoliberal \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vulture.com\/2018\/01\/the-rise-of-clapter-comedy.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">clapter<\/a>\u201d jokes. Alec Baldwin\u2019s Trump impression is the worst thing on television, and one of the show\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/theoutline.com\/post\/8583\/michael-che-feud-snl-jack-allison?zd=1&amp;zi=jjskjfvw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">head writers is a relentless bully<\/a>. So let\u2019s trim the fat here and look at <em>just <\/em>the J.J. Watt sketches, ranked from worst to best. As Badgers fans, at least we can enjoy that.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Frozen 2 - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tKvDw6cfR3c?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2>9. \u2018Frozen 2\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>Oh, J.J. You tried, bud. But singing is difficult enough without the tepid material he, Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong are given in this fake ad for <em>Frozen II <\/em>deleted scenes. Big wine mom energy in this one, which somehow was the first sketch post-monologue.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Society Debut - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qvG0ZIfqQns?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_2dnzv9co15jo\"><\/a>8. \u2018Society Debut\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>Bigfoot is introduced to high society with mixed results. The concept is funny enough, but the execution seems to lean too heavily on the goofy mid-Atlantic accents. And the poop joke from \u201cRobbie\u201d was much funnier (more on that sketch later).<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Sex Talk - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eHGm_Rt5SdM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_pjnk8kpdam1v\"><\/a>7. \u2018The Sex Talk\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>Watt plays a father discussing the birds and the bees with his son, played by Kyle Mooney. Except instead of this being a learning experience, dear old dad describes his own sex life in increasingly vulgar terms. Aidy Bryant pops in as the mom near the end to assist in making everyone uncomfortable.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"JJ Watt Monologue - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cGs2d-n5ocM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_3p62lwho4wgt\"><\/a>6. Monologue<\/h2>\n<p>I love J.J. Watt because he\u2019s really good at playing the dumb jock who\u2019s in on the joke. Here he yuks it up about family and football, and also offers up a Super Bowl prediction. The monologue is where a guy with Watt\u2019s natural charisma could shine. (Even if the \u201ckickers are gay\u201d joke falls extremely flat.)<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pizza Place - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HNgvxDiPZoU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_d2guh5fjcif9\"><\/a>5. \u2018Pizza Place\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>The last sketch of the night is <a href=\"https:\/\/tv.avclub.com\/10-to-1-odds-19-bizarre-sketches-from-saturday-night-l-1798235688\">usually the weirdest<\/a>, and this one was no exception. Watt plays a pizza delivery guy straight out of a porno. Kenan Thompson is his boss, a harried man who\u2019s understandably concerned that Watt keeps returning with no money and no pizza. I always wondered how pizza joints stayed open under the established \u201cpie for sex\u201d model, and now I have my answer. Points to this one for being imaginative.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Madden 21 - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PFrVe6Bry8o?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_ri39tcf42f86\"><\/a>4. \u2018Madden 21\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>It sure does seem like the folks at Electronic Arts have a grudge against our big tacklin\u2019 guy. Or at least they do when played by Mikey Day and Ego Nwodim, who run Watt through a series of increasingly strange and self-hating prerecorded lines.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Men\u2019s Product - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P9wIwD5kW18?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_aucu1rqz5ie6\"><\/a>3. \u2018Men\u2019s Product\u2019<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mic.com\/articles\/184035\/fellas-is-it-gay-meme-best-tweets\">Fellas, is it gay<\/a> to care about your skin? Not if you\u2019re using Olay Eye Black, which serves to make opposing teams cower in fear while also doing wonders for your pores. To prevent anyone from questioning your manliness, Olay Eye Black smells like \u201cJack Daniels, gasoline and matcha extract.\u201d<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Robbie - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5jHxEthp2-8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_1mi1ic55p26a\"><\/a>2. \u2018Robbie\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>In purely football terms, Rudy should not have been allowed anywhere near the field in the classic 1993 gridiron flick <em>Rudy<\/em>. In this pre-taped short, Watt takes a stand and tries to convince his teammates not to let the Rudy stand-in Robbie (Chris Redd) play in the big game because he \u201csucks ass\u201d and is \u201cdogshit.\u201d Also, Robbie shit his pants in practice. I like this one, if anything to see Watt\u2019s high-energy freakout.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 40px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pilot Hunk - SNL\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kMoa_-s-1Mc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 5px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><a id=\"post-18263-_omcslbaok5pf\"><\/a>1. \u2018Pilot Hunk\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>\u201cHi, I\u2019m Pat, and I make the plane hurry up\u201d almost made me spit out my coffee. And Pat\u2019s given title of \u201cplane driver\u201d reminds me of a gag from the British sitcom <em>The Inbetweeners <\/em>in which the dimwitted Neil <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DQcNebRkDSs\">learns what pilots are<\/a>. The <em>Bachelor<\/em> riffs are one of the show\u2019s better recurring sketches, and \u201cI love that.\u201d<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p>Honestly, Watt did a pretty good job on <em>SNL<\/em>. In the pantheon of jock hosts, Watt is somewhere in the top tier, between Peyton Manning and Derek Jeter. Watt also joins Daniel J. Travanti, Edwin Newman and Seann William Scott as the fourth Badger to the lead the show. (Wait, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_University_of_Wisconsin%E2%80%93Madison_people\">Stifler went to UW<\/a>?!) I\u2019d say Watt did <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/jj-watt-wisconsin-commencement\/\">his alma mater<\/a> proud. Someone get the man a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/jj-watt-loves-spotted-cow\/\">Spotted Cow<\/a>; he\u2019s earned it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Live from New York, it was J.J. Watt! The former Wisconsin Badger and current Houston Texan made his Saturday Night Live hosting debut on Feb. 1, and he was\u2026 not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":18278,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5155,5153],"tags":[686,19,132,9452,134,5734,1638],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v18.3 (Yoast SEO v18.5.1) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>J.J. 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