{"id":3566,"date":"2017-05-24T08:57:50","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T13:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/?p=3566"},"modified":"2018-08-20T14:14:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T19:14:00","slug":"onion-leaks-hundreds-trump-documents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/onion-leaks-hundreds-trump-documents\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion<\/em> \u201cleaks\u201d hundreds of hilarious Trump documents"},"content":{"rendered":"

For many, the presidency of Donald J. Trump has been like a real life Onion<\/em>\u00a0article. The news these days comes so fast, so furious and so unbelievable that it\u2019s hard to keep up. And that\u2019s just for\u00a0an average citizen. Imagine having to take that news and turn it into biting, absurdist satire.<\/p>\n

Such has been the problem for the staffers at The Onion<\/em>. In an interview with The Washington Post<\/em>,<\/a> editor-in-chief Cole Bolton said, \u201cWe just couldn\u2019t keep up all the time. There was just so much to ridicule that it got to be such a drag.\u201d That\u2019s a real downer, especially coming from a guy whose site recently published an article<\/a> called \u201cWoman Rearranging Condiments in Refrigerator Door Like Puzzle in Ancient Tomb.\u201d<\/p>\n

Luckily, Bolton and his cohorts have found a way around that. On Monday, The Onion<\/em> unleashed \u201cThe Trump Documents\u201d upon the world. At around 700 pages, they’re\u00a0styled like one of those actual<\/em> leaks of classified information you\u2019re probably pretty used to seeing\u00a0these days. But instead of\u00a0instilling in the reader\u00a0an almost permanent \u201csky is falling\u201d feeling, these leaks are hilarious.<\/p>\n

Take, for example, President Trump\u2019s daily intelligence briefings<\/a>, which are presented in The Onion<\/em> as coloring placemats similar to the ones you may find at any family-friendly restaurant. Or the files pertaining to<\/a> White House adviser\/human gin blossom Stephen Bannon, which include a bizarre exchange with Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke in which Bannon asks for weirdly specific pictures of roadkill. Or the series of heartbreaking emails<\/a> from Sean Spicer to his fictional Uncle Wilbur that document Spicer’s\u00a0rapid descent into madness.<\/p>\n

Taking in all of \u201cThe Trump Documents\u201d is a daunting task, but if you\u2019re looking for a silver lining in the shit-hurricane that is the Trump regime, The Onion <\/em>has never been better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For many, the presidency of Donald J. Trump has been like a real life Onion\u00a0article. 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