{"id":3613,"date":"2017-05-26T11:26:29","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T16:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/?p=3613"},"modified":"2018-08-20T14:05:32","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T19:05:32","slug":"movie-previews-pirates-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-lovers-baywatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/movie-previews-pirates-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-lovers-baywatch\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie (p)reviews: <em>Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales<\/em>, <em>The Lovers<\/em> and <em>Baywatch<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, we don\u2019t have access to screeners. We can\u2019t help it \u2014 we\u2019re new. We do, however, have access to the internet, a great and terrible place filled with both movie trailers and non-movie trailers. We reviewed the previews for three\u00a0new movies opening in Madison this weekend.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 10px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lsJ58L3u8qw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2><b>Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales<\/b><\/h2>\n<p>I\u2019m not going to watch <em>Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales<\/em> \u2014 in 2D, 3D or IMAX \u2014 ever. I remain impressed that Disney has milked five movies out of one dopey ride (and that\u2019s without considering that this is one of the most financially successful franchises in film history), but I haven\u2019t seen a <em>Pirates<\/em> film since the second one came out, and even as a teenager I thought it stunk.<\/p>\n<p>However, this trailer does exactly what it should: It sets up the plot without revealing details, and it also does so without showing Johnny Depp \u2014 who may or may not just literally be Jack Sparrow at this point \u2014 on screen. \u00a0(Of course, Disney has additionally posted four or five other trailers online, meaning anyone who\u2019s actually interested in going to <em>Dead Men Tell No Tales<\/em> has probably seen 15 minutes of it already; shrug.)<\/p>\n<p><em>Now playing at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marcustheatres.com\/theatre-locations\/palace-cinema-sun-prairie\">Palace<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marcustheatres.com\/theatre-locations\/point-cinema-madison\">Point<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fandango.com\/fitchburg18imax_aaomj\/theaterpage\">Fitchburg<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amctheatres.com\/movie-theatres\/madison\/amc-dine-in-madison-6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Hilldale<\/a>.<\/em><span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r1o-XSHgypE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2>The Lovers<\/h2>\n<p><em>The Lovers<\/em> offers up the promise of comedy with its plot line \u2014 a married couple rekindles its union after each partner has entered into a serious relationship with another, making the wife that \u201csomeone else\u201d to the husband, and vice versa \u2014 but the trailer isn\u2019t funny.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure the critics will praise Debra Winger, and they\u2019ll probably say Tracy Letts really gives it a good shot here, but a tiny twist on a textbook failed-marriage movie isn\u2019t going to cut it with me this summer. I\u2019d rather be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/movie-previews-circle-latin-lover-free-fire\/\">a Latin lover<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Now playing at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marcustheatres.com\/theatre-locations\/point-cinema-madison\">Point<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amctheatres.com\/movie-theatres\/madison\/amc-dine-in-madison-6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Hilldale<\/a>.<\/em><span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"689\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eyKOgnaf0BU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h2>Baywatch<\/h2>\n<p>The \u201cjokes\u201d in <em>Baywatch<\/em>\u2019s trailer include Zac Efron dressing in drag and future presidential hopeful The Rock throwing around terms like \u201cbig dick\u201d and \u201cpussy.\u201d Is it too soon to have hit rock bottom this summer movie season? I need a beer.<\/p>\n<p><em>Now playing at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marcustheatres.com\/theatre-locations\/palace-cinema-sun-prairie\">Palace<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marcustheatres.com\/theatre-locations\/point-cinema-madison\">Point<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fandango.com\/fitchburg18imax_aaomj\/theaterpage\">Fitchburg<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amctheatres.com\/movie-theatres\/madison\/amc-dine-in-madison-6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Hilldale<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, we don\u2019t have access to screeners. We can\u2019t help it \u2014 we\u2019re new. 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