{"id":5494,"date":"2017-09-21T17:22:25","date_gmt":"2017-09-21T22:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/?p=5494"},"modified":"2018-08-20T16:42:27","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T21:42:27","slug":"1-star-yelp-reviews-beloved-madison-places","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/1-star-yelp-reviews-beloved-madison-places\/","title":{"rendered":"Enjoy these 1-star Yelp reviews of some beloved Madison places"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Madison\u2019s most beloved places are apparently not beloved by all. In a world of internet complainers, I took to Yelp to see what the haters had to say in their 1-star reviews.<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h1>Memorial Union<\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5519\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union1.png\" alt=\"DO NOT get the nachos.\" width=\"400\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union1.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union1-300x167.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5606\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union2-rev.png\" alt=\"Negligence or Nefariousness?\" width=\"400\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union2-rev.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union2-rev-300x259.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5521\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union3.png\" alt=\"The tables are all extremely bent.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union3.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Memorial_Union3-300x180.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h1>Olbrich Botanical Gardens<\/h1>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5534\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5534\" style=\"width: 1500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-5534 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Olbrich.jpg\" alt=\"Olbrich Botanical Gardens\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Olbrich.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Olbrich-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Olbrich-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Olbrich-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Olbrich-720x480.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Olbrich-750x500.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5534\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/DzRDDG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ron Cogswell \/ Flickr<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5526\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/OlbrichBotanical1.png\" alt=\"Thank god a friend of mine who works with a limo service was there that day and I changed in the limo.\" width=\"400\" height=\"726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/OlbrichBotanical1.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/OlbrichBotanical1-165x300.png 165w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h1>Madison Children&#8217;s Museum<\/h1>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5552\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5552\" style=\"width: 1368px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5552\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/ChildrensMuseum.jpg\" alt=\"Madison Children's Museum\" width=\"1368\" height=\"912\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/ChildrensMuseum.jpg 1368w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/ChildrensMuseum-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/ChildrensMuseum-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/ChildrensMuseum-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/ChildrensMuseum-720x480.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/ChildrensMuseum-750x500.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1368px) 100vw, 1368px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5552\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madisonchildrensmuseum\/photos\/a.10155272623290185.1073741894.85652825184\/10155272637005185\/?type=3&amp;theater\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5527\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/MCM1.png\" alt=\"It's essentially a junkyard of old garbage.\" width=\"400\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/MCM1.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/MCM1-300x167.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h1>Dane County Farmers&#8217; Market<\/h1>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4789\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4789\" style=\"width: 1500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4789\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FarmersMarket.jpg\" alt=\"Dane County Farmers' Market\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FarmersMarket.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FarmersMarket-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FarmersMarket-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FarmersMarket-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FarmersMarket-720x480.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/FarmersMarket-750x500.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4789\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DaneCoFM\/photos\/a.423669244394953.1073741828.166100196818527\/1008101269285078\/?type=3&amp;theater\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5528\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/FarmersMarket1.png\" alt=\"Update your website already!!\" width=\"400\" height=\"132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/FarmersMarket1.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/FarmersMarket1-300x99.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5529\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/FarmersMarket2.png\" alt=\"It's become stupid.\" width=\"400\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/FarmersMarket2.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/FarmersMarket2-300x126.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h1>University of Wisconsin-Madison<\/h1>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5556\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5556\" style=\"width: 1500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5556\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/University.jpg\" alt=\"University of Wisconsin-Madison\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/University.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/University-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/University-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/University-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/University-720x480.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/University-750x500.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5556\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/eRMXT7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Flickr<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5530\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/UW1.png\" alt=\"I paid these guys $75,000 for a piece of paper with a stamp on it.\" width=\"400\" height=\"78\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/UW1.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/UW1-300x59.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span>\n<h1>Wisconsin State Capitol<\/h1>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5542\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5542\" style=\"width: 1500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5542\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/wi_capitol.jpg\" alt=\"Wisconsin State Capitol\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1000\" 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