{"id":9779,"date":"2018-08-16T17:09:15","date_gmt":"2018-08-16T22:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/?p=9779"},"modified":"2018-08-23T13:39:46","modified_gmt":"2018-08-23T18:39:46","slug":"deadspin-packers-suck-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebozho.com\/deadspin-packers-suck-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"This Deadspin article is perfect for self-loathing Packers fans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To clear things up right away, there\u2019s something you should know: I am a self-hating Packers fan.<\/p>\n<p>This is why I so look forward each summer to Deadspin\u2019s annual \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/deadspin.com\/tag\/why-your-team-sucks\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Why Your Team Sucks<\/a>\u201d feature. One by one, writer Drew Magary picks apart each NFL franchise with the laser-focused specificity of a John Oliver segment. But it\u2019s not just Magary doing the clowning: team fans weigh in at the end of each article. The series is truly a joy.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this week he posted this year\u2019s must-read treatise on the <a href=\"https:\/\/deadspin.com\/why-your-team-sucks-2018-green-bay-packers-1828354098\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Green Bay Packers<\/a>. Magary cops to being a Vikings fan, but I don\u2019t disagree with many of his points. I\u2019m not one of <em>those<\/em> Packers fan.<\/p>\n<p>The ones who still have a borderline unhealthy attachment to washing-up-in-real-time linebacker Clay Matthews. The ones who think letting Jordy Nelson walk was a cataclysmically bad decision <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">on par with playing golf during an electrical storm<\/span>. In the words of a fan named Andy, these same people \u201cwouldn\u2019t recognize Mike Daniels or Davante Adams in their own jerseys.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, if I hear one more person talk about how elite Jeff Janis would have been, I\u2019m going to eat my own shoes. He\u2019s a middling receiver who\u2019s nothing more than a folk hero for people who think Florida Georgia Line is rap music.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here are three quick highlights from <a href=\"https:\/\/deadspin.com\/why-your-team-sucks-2018-green-bay-packers-1828354098\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Magary\u2019s piece<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>On 13th-year head coach Mike McCarthy:\u00a0\u201cI hope you\u2019re ready for him to call even MORE fullback dives the second Aaron Rodgers gets into a rhythm.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Rodgers, who\u2019s eyeing a new contract, \u201cis a guy who excommunicated his entire fucking <em>family<\/em> when they mildly displeased him.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>The team\u2019s new front office\u00a0\u201cactually signed players you\u2019ve heard of! Sure, they\u2019re mostly washed up and not very good, but still: PROGRESS.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So allow me to say for the first (but certainly not last) time this season: God, I fucking hate this team. 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