President Donald J. Trump’s first State of the Union address is tonight. Since he treats the presidency like a game, we’ve turned tonight’s 8 p.m. speech into an actual game. You can print a card here.
We brainstormed a few dozen words and phrases to help you get started, but of course feel free to add your own ideas. While it’s a world of “my vice president,” “my generals,” “my so-called low approval rating” and “my thoughts and prayers,” this is your bingo card.
Special thanks to the fine folks at Covfefe™ for sponsoring tonight’s free space.
Amazing
Ban
Beautiful
Believe me
Billions and billions
China
Collusion
Chuck Schumer
Davos
Debt
Democrats
Dreamers
Economy
Electoral college
…ever recorded
Fake news
Fantastic
FBI
Good evening
Hillary Clinton
Historic
Hoax
Huge
Immigration
Incredible
Infrastructure
ISIS
Jerusalem
Make America great again
The media
Memo
Money
North Korea
Obamacare
One of the biggest
Opioid
People say
Probably
Russia
The safety and security of our country
2nd Amendment
Shutdown
Tax cut
<thumbs up>
Tremendous
Very big, Very much, or Very soon
Veterans
Wall
Witch hunt
If you can stomach it, the address will be broadcast live over the air on ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, and PBS, and on cable networks CNN, C-SPAN, Fox News and MSNBC. The ratings will be huge because it will also stream online via Twitter, Hulu Live, whitehouse.gov, the White House’s YouTube channel and the Trump campaign’s website. For a $1 donation, the campaign will flash your name on its lifestream; please try to not do this.
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