President Donald J. Trump’s first State of the Union address is tonight. Since he treats the presidency like a game, we’ve turned tonight’s 8 p.m. speech into an actual game. You can print a card here.
We brainstormed a few dozen words and phrases to help you get started, but of course feel free to add your own ideas. While it’s a world of “my vice president,” “my generals,” “my so-called low approval rating” and “my thoughts and prayers,” this is your bingo card.
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Billions and billions
Make America great again
One of the biggest
The safety and security of our country
Very big, Very much, or Very soon
If you can stomach it, the address will be broadcast live over the air on ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, and PBS, and on cable networks CNN, C-SPAN, Fox News and MSNBC. The ratings will be huge because it will also stream online via Twitter, Hulu Live, whitehouse.gov, the White House’s YouTube channel and the Trump campaign’s website. For a $1 donation, the campaign will flash your name on its lifestream; please try to not do this.